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June. 11th- A day d Lord has made

We celebrated 2lives, 2friend from 1 parish- St Edwins, Kubwa, whose bus they were travelling in had a head on collision with a trailer.

Accident occured on apr 11 at Kogi, enroute Benin. 11 peeps died, and the head of the driver was amputated. Yet they were unscratched. #whoibe!

God gave them a second chance to live better lives. I cried today because of this. And the church was ecstatic.  We were all invited to soul lounge, Kubwa. I didn’t attend. Hubby wasn’t going, plus my sis n hubby came around. Showed us their new car and all. They came coz they wanted to check their relative at the nysc camp.

But did I tell you that crudity has infiltrated everywhere? The shorter of the men had this great social club, as well as the other, but plus knowing top big guys; and you need to see the agboro way he was ‘dashing people the money they were to give to d church. Ha, if the person no get nko?

That Halleluyah challenge, started on 10th, on 11th, I got a testimony. #midnightprayerconfidence. Godisstill Speaking.

P.P
Learn how to drive
Plant watermelon n cucumber

#thankyouJesus

God bless you all.

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Before 21st April 2017

Hilarious. Power of money. What women take from men. I don’t see why folks insult to increase their own… well, scratch my back, I scratch yours.

Seriously diary, marriage is like a pizza, it comes in a square box, yet when you open it; it’s round. And when you start eating it; it’s a triangle. (culled from NL- prettyhurts. Lol)

A secondary school colleague

died. Heard Faridah mohd also dies in a car accident.

Why is the 30th april event on a sunday biko? Abuja, who is going for the youth conference at ICC?

Emporium of Words

I was bouncing down the stairs when his words froze my feet.

Stupid idiot, ungrateful element like you

I looked down and saw them, he was tall with a bushy afro and a yellow shirt tucked into red jeans, he reminded me of a pair of pliers, the girl holding his arm with a fear tattooed on her palm fruit yellow face was one of the most beautiful girls in all of Hall one.

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March 17

He wakes me this morning to talk of rice and beans he bought and I didn’t flip for.

Men love to seek appraisal for what should be norm for them, and when a woman does what she does, it is her duty, why does she need appraisal.

Had told him on 3 or more occasion that I’m not a white beans fan, even did that a week or less ago. Now you go to buy, and you buy this same thing, cause you like it. Well… we’ve had some things we agreed on together, time to execute, you go there, take whatever decision you want, and come home to tell me, and I should be flipping. Communication to me, is letting me know.

You once more made me know you are living in a hell with me. *sad face*. Why is it fair to give jabs that make one loose self worth. Do take time oh. I hold my tongue, cause I know what can be.
I read Prov 17:9. And that happens to be your birthday passage for me.

See this has given me a new energy. Been up since 2am.

Uncle I has a stroke, and I started selling H.

We need finances Lord, multiply all that we have, and let’s use it to ur honor and glory.

My mum, that can Dad get a pajamas for his birthday. Me, I’m like ‘let’s see how it goes’. Man that doesn’t know what birthday means for others, or have ever bought my mum a birthday gift, not to talk of treat.

Enough said. We thank God for the gift of life. Nairaland has been missed by me. So not interested.

Crashers of gethelp worldwide, una doh!

Now thats the pronounciation!

sepulcher – /ˈsɛp(ə)lkə/

As a catholic, I always see the above word on the 14th station of the cross!

But procrastination and negligence just wouldn’t let me be. That’s how I always saw ‘prolific’ but never checked the meaning, until it caught up with me in JAMB.

Yesterday, I was at the most fervent hour of mercy prayer sessions ever! And that my spiritual life that had dipped rose to full lime light. I was given the 14th station to preside; as it seems they include stations on fridays at their center. Ladies and gents, when I previously rehearsed it 2x, I didn’t bother with the heading, then pop, I said ‘jesus is laid in the /sepulka/. In short the way I paused when I got the sepulcher would make you know I’ve never pronounced that word out.

Its been on my mind since then, and TG I’ve finally checked. To better pronunciations of sepulcher* raises glass and clash with urs* lol.

Post.scriptum:
“Pronounce” is the verb, but the O is omitted for the noun:
“pronunciation.”

DIARY, the Retro

But sha! People that like to remix an already very polular song, and then spoil it in the making! Wat is their problem na?

Esp the christian songs! Its just pitiful! *cries*

Why do I keep having ?visual hallucinations. Its so annoying! And the nights are now so scary.

I may nneed deliverance soon!

chutzpah – /ˈxʊtspə,ˈhʊ-/
noun
1. extreme self-confidence or audacity (usually used
approvingly).

So I did a little belly dancing today, as the spirit permitted, I noticed I had gre.ater stamina! Am blessed* shi Nes teeth*

I really need order, a routine, and sth like a job.

Did u notice that our streams of income shd be infinity, because, I don’t know what happens to my salary evry month! It just vanishes! Baba God abeg see wat U’ll do for my condition.

U know what they say about so many thing inhibiting ur dreams! For me one of them is my spouse. He won’t allow u interact with pple, without saying to himself, ‘u need this, its just life essential!’ By pple I mean guys!

Its nice to drink some hot lipton after overeating! And yea green tea and gardeneggs as well. that’s a reminder for that onugbo detox I need.
Lord I pray for grace and for virtue, because I know what to do, and I don’t do them*cry* I need to hit a cardio! I need all the motivation my life could possibly get.

I look forward to tomorrow, and I need to shop healthy as well, no more bananas? Wat wud I now b eating? Ok maybe anara and gnut! Kk

Time out

;;July 13
Thee single lady trapped between what the Lord needs and what her lover wants.

church

I hope we all went to church today!*covers face*

So what was most worthy of note? Hmmm, gbaguns!

And it led me recollecting back in d days! We heard pple speak well on tv and the radio,from the priests and our teachers and parents!

But now? Ahh, omo, everyth don cast. My priest can say ‘staffs’ for Africa. Lol! I just feel after my confessions one of this days, I’d chip it into his ears! ‘Father its not staffs oh, its staff’, and pray he doesn’t hate me forever! Hihihi. Well, this is asides the numerous gbaguns, and omg poor terrible sentence constructions, dat am sure he’ll say to him self – ‘wat I said now, does it make any sense? To which he’ll add ‘praise the Lord?’.

That’s not to say, I do luv church a lot, the young choir is amazing! Not like that terrible Assumpta cathederal choir- I just want to use a needle to poke them all to sleep!

So back to gbaguns, then one of our celeb nurses came to talk, and her gbagun is nth near that of the priest. They are incessant and she does it without impunity.If there was any observant person in dat church today, they’ll notice I kept jerking angrily whenever she said ‘wants’!

And I ask my self, why won’t pple speak crap as Englisg when these make them sound normal!

I’d really luv to volunteer at teaching english( adult education, and co).

Ehen, I didn’t have english teachers in senior secondary! And alas cannot remember a single impact they made either! So please for those who can better my writing, and hence sanity, pls do the needful. Thank you *smiles geekily*

(And yes I no the shortforms are much here, pls manage for now, am still working on it)

Have a beautiful and productive week*kisses from Rome* hihihi

The retrospective!

July 13 2015
The single lady trapped between what the Lord needs and what her lover wants.
(Culled)

June 30 2015
Its gd to keep a diary! Came here to note I was getting depressed coz of femi’s harddrive. Paused and read my prev notes, and alas I cud smile. Well, God never fails! He is a gd God! Goes around doing gd! He is more dan a friend! He has lifted us!
Yes, I think every1 shd keep one, because it helps u see wen tomorrow was better than yday!

nov 10
… to feeling lucky!
Na wa for God, he can be so good. My medical missions. Am blessed.

    Another day

There r odours i smell n it makes me feel sleepy, like dis man’s underàrm smell.

Am at the general hosp K, mr md is wat u’d think is a womaniser . His luck, or our luck is he’s muslim. He’s been helful and kind, n now am seeing wat d possibility is.

My mum n my dad ishh, it is well. God dont let any goat sprout his head into our family. Amen

Workout was great with d malo gym guy Davo .

Salsa on thursday was splendo, and guess wat! How did mr salsa crush get to kiss me. Hmmm, he dipped me, n did dat. kai, it was too little of a time in a second, n i was like…, n he mumbled, did i just kiss u. Me i dont remember wat happened after wards, its well oh! Was so suprised i gisted my sistas; dat wouldn’t have been me. N i have been thinking abt it since yday. Lol at me.
Salsa puts me in a great spirit, and am able to focus more, if not, severe depression.

Ok am waiting for d cmac of Kubwa gen hosp.

(Ehen let me talk of something! You see? Most employers of fcda hospitals usually love to be in maitama,Asokoro n the likes! I don’t know how people are placed in authority and they let other FCDA hospital suffer! The Drs are over stressed, and 2/3 of those who came for care are sent home, because they can’t be attended to! Mtcheew, the crap that happens in this country though!
And yes! Can’t somebody shoot the governor of IMO state! He is such a mess!
That’s how some1 said he loves Yemen and all these Islamic countries, that someone would just volunteer to hug Rochas while he has an explosive wrapped round his waist! Choi! I couldn’t stop laughing!

Plus biko, wordpress should put emoticons here na!)

May God’s favor and blessings flow over my soul.

* Some weeks ago,Tue *
Tomoro is my last day in dtown, i feel homesick already.

Wed of a month
Still havent made concrete plans.

I luv d rains

(*** meanwhile my aunt eh! Don’t know were to even start! Family members can be something else, with the pettiness and all)

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

*2nd. Of 1 month*
So am enroute vi, cms.
I have learnt not to expect sensibilty from people. Am sitting next to this lady, and her bag is tugging at d back of a guy in front of her. The guy is touching his back wondering the disconfort. And alas the woman goes ‘ahh per why r u behaving like you never enter bus before! Person no fit touch you?’
Ahhh, me I was too shocked oh* A simple sowee wud have done it!

*1day!*
God, pls y cant i pray, it does a lot for me, but am so spiritually lazy, yet i have too much need for God. Biko come and quench my lazyness. God i need healing.

It gats over better for d guy dat luvs me beyond my imagination.
House job nko? Hmm God pls answer wat i wrote here pls.(P.S He did oh, HE is abt to answer me, dat i’ll finish asap, n without any kasala. this strike wants us to become chronic HOs.
Then I got my self a second enemy. juganaut, I am coming for u.

*** yes I got hj, though we are on strike! This too will pass! Most of my life ,I almost always felt I was being delayed! But Papa knows best. He always made it best! From boobs, to uni!, marraige, now housejob! My mama wud just be like???)

Nov 3
Chukwu, life has been somehow. But i can only trust in ur mercies. Relatnship eheeh. But its well, it wud only end in praisE . D has nothing, yet 3 cars to fix and, no house rent. Lol. Be still n know dat I am God. Chukwu di ife! (You did it Lord, i’ll be eternally grateful.)

***(Yes God has indeed been faithful! True we are in another difficulty, but this too would pass. Amen! He emptied his last cash for his kickstart wahala! Now he can’t move, nor boast of 800. Lol! Life eh? )